hey wanna hear a joke
well too bad someone on tumblr might take it seriously
what the fuck is that supposed to mean
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One time when I was 7 i went to this big department store and there was giant rugs hanging from the celling and you could move them to see more rugs, so i moved one and there was an employee sitting behind it eating a bag of Doritos and I screamed and started crying and the store gave us a free rug
i got fired because of you
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If I was famous I would go on omegle video and just watch everyone flip out
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